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It's so true [07 Jun 2010|01:54am]
Seiran79: Just because you can make a cake look like something...doesn't mean you should.  http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs293.snc3/28329_447772033792_503033792_5736703_7175167_n.jpg
louboutin: ...Jesus
louboutin: LET US MAKE THAT CAKE
Seiran79: THAT IS SO FUCKING UNAPPETIZING
louboutin: WE WILL SCARE ERIN WITH IT
louboutin: I THINK I NEED A NAP
Seiran79: I THINK YOU DO
Seiran79: A CAPSLOCK NAP
Seiran79: AN EXTREEEEEMEE NAP
louboutin: haha. Oh Powerthirst
louboutin: I almost wrote PowerChrist, which is something else entirely
louboutin: EXTREME LEPER HEALING
louboutin: EXTREME STIGMATA
Seiran79: EXTREME PASSOVER
louboutin: EXTREME DONKEY RIDING

Seiran79: _5736703_7175167_n.jpg
[01:52] moonkaiser54: Oooh. Is it color-changing frosting?
[01:52] Seiran: That would be sweet.
[01:52] Seiran: Hey, sweet, I made a cake pun.

Seiran79: EXTREME MANNA
louboutin: EXTREME CRUCIFIXTION
Seiran79: EXTREME MEEKNESS
louboutin: EXTREME PIETY
Seiran79: GOD 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
Seiran79: Yeah, we should both go to bed.
louboutin: It's like word association. Extreme Piety almost led me to Extreme Poverty
louboutin: We could write the sweetest shit at 2 AM
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ANGRY [05 Jun 2010|12:44am]
rengeek81: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100603/ap_on_re_us/us_spelling_bee_protest'
louboutin: Are you kidding me?
rengeek81: I have no idea, heh
louboutin: I want to punch these people in the face.
louboutin: As if America has the right to change the ENTIRE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
rengeek81: WELL
louboutin: good grief
rengeek81: If you examine American English against say, British English
rengeek81: You'll find we really have
louboutin: *stares at you*
rengeek81: No, seriously
rengeek81: But I do get your point
rengeek81: Think of it this way
rengeek81: For breakfast, does anyone eat doughnuts anymore?
rengeek81: No, they eat donuts
louboutin: disagree
rengeek81: go on
louboutin: I would not refer to a doughnut as a "donut"
rengeek81: Typically, I don't as well
rengeek81: However the general public does spell it like that normally
louboutin: I...this conversation is hurting my head.
rengeek81: Just like we go through drive-thrus at the Burger King.
rengeek81: *nod*
louboutin: Because how can you determine how the general public spells anything without some kind of..okay. I have to stop thinking about this.
rengeek81: observation? A lot of doughnut shops?
rengeek81: ;-)
louboutin: That doesn't...
louboutin: But a lot of...
louboutin: Nevermind.
rengeek81: Well, let's put it this way. Just about every doughnut shop in the chicagoland area spells it donut
louboutin: That doesn't make it a representation of how the general populace of the English speaking world spells the word?
rengeek81: Ok, how about this then?
rengeek81: What do you call earrings, rings, necklaces and such?
louboutin: No. No. I have a degree in this language and I do not want to consider it's suffering.
louboutin: *pets her dictionary*
rengeek81: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/donut
louboutin: That doesn't prove anything
louboutin: Variant of doughnut
louboutin: Variant
rengeek81: http://www.google.com/#hl=en&source=hp&q=donut&aq=f&aqi=g2g-z1g7&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=CWWVEA9UJTOncFKTuMvy-uNgKAAAAqgQFT9AG-g0&fp=62c7546c9e19fcb7
rengeek81: :-)
louboutin: VARIANT OF THE WORD DOUGHNUT

Later

rengeek81: (btw, the answer to my earlier question was jewellery, but it's commonly spelled jewelry here in the states)
louboutin: ...it's a variant.
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Oh Facebook [12 Aug 2009|01:26am]
[ mood | amused ]

louboutin: Facebook REALLY wants me to become a nurse
Seiran79: Why?
louboutin: Since the end of our engagment that's all my ads became about.
Seiran79: Mine have been about Cleveland and $2 Tequila Tuesdays.
louboutin: FB assumes I will take our break up in stride and become ridiculously successful in the healthcare field.
Seiran79: In Cleveland.
louboutin: And that....you will drink yourself to death. In Cleveland.
Seiran79: Facebook is like a really vindictive magic 8-ball.

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Ah, yes [26 Jun 2009|11:03am]
Okay, I can't embed a link to save my life, but Megan and Erin, this comic made me think of you.

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1435
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MEGAN! [23 Jan 2009|09:21am]
[ mood | tired ]

Megan Megan Megan!

I hope you get on here today because you have just GOT to see this!

shirt.woot.com

It's called The Imposter.

Teeheheheheheeeee

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WHAT?! [14 Nov 2008|10:53pm]
http://www.krugmann.com/englische_seite/pages/popsy.html
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Erin! [26 Oct 2008|12:13am]
[ mood | tired ]

Charles was hoping that we could make Poffins together for him. He is going to give me most of the berries we'd need.

He also wanted to know if there were any Pokemon you needed for your Pokedex or anything he could maybe breed for you?

Yay Poffin Making?

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Enjoy [22 Jul 2008|01:44pm]
http://www.cracked.com/article_15764_5-least-surprising-toy-recalls-all-time.html
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OM NOM [30 Jun 2008|11:57pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

I never post here but just to remind you, you should check out my LJ for daily rantings/guinea pig updates/Obama love.

Really, there's a lot of all of those.

Love love love

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Ugh [29 Mar 2008|12:19pm]
My new character's name is Cozy and no matter how much I try to convince her to change it she refuses.
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[01 Mar 2008|01:15pm]
Well, I just fucked everything up real good.
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A Typical Phone Conversation Between Bryan, Abby, and Myself [28 Feb 2008|12:48pm]
Bryan: Hello there.
Me: Hey honey, how are you?
Abby: Who dat?
Bryan: What?
Abby: Who dat? Who dat? Who dat, daddy? WHO DAT DADDY?
Bryan: Just a second, please.
Abby: Is that Ashley?
Bryan: Yes.
Abby: Ashley, look!
Bryan: It's a phone, honey, remember? She can't see you.
Abby: Ashley, look!
Me: I'm looking, Abby.
Abby: RAWR.
Me: What is she doing?!
Bryan: She's making the unicorn (that I bought her) eat me.
Me: Oh. Well, I suppose that's alright.
Abby: RAWR. RAWR, Daddy, RAWR. Ashley, look!
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L is for... [27 Feb 2008|10:23am]
[ mood | tired ]

10 Things I like that start with the letter L!

1. Love. Self-explanatory.
2. Laughter. Also along the same lines.
3. Llamas. I neeeeeeeeed one.
4. Ladies Night. For the drink specials.
5. Lemon Bars. For the deliciousness.
6. Lightning. I like it but I’m also afraid of it.
7. Lasagna! Mmmm….I would like some right now!
8. Lolita. The book, you pervs. Wait, maybe it makes me kind of a perv for liking that book…
9. Lois Lane. Double letter score! Again! I triumph!
10.Licking. Shut up, I couldn’t think of anything else and it’s true…I do enjoy licking. :)

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Did you think I was dead? Me too! [26 Feb 2008|07:56pm]
[ mood | bitchy ]

So for all of you who have been wondering "where the fuck is Ashley?" the answer, of course, was "sick and/or in the theatre."

Here's what happened.

We opened A Midsummer Night's Dream on Valentine's Day. The weekend before, I caught the plague, and actually fainted AND threw up during rehearsal. ROCK. Not to mention that we were Waaaaaaay behind on the set (see my surprised face about that) and so the NIGHT BEFORE OPENING NIGHT we finished putting it up and painting the damn thing. Also Joe and I ended up doing part of the set ourselves because our technical director is a DUMBASS.

Anyway. So the show went quite well and we were sold out 5/6 nights. Woot.

We closed on Sunday, striked the show, ate pizza, went home. I felt kind of weird but no biggy.

I woke up at 5 AM and began to vomit. Which I continued to do for THIRTEEN HOURS. Andrea came over and took me to the Medshed but they refused to give me anything for it. I spent all of that day, the next, and half of Wednesday laying in bed, eating almost nothing and drinking 7-UP. I should also mention this was the day my parents left for the Bahamas.

The rest of the week was filled with prospective auditions and the first week of rehearsals for my show. It goes up April 3-6th, so mark your calendars.

I'm on break this week thank GOD.

And Bryan and I have decided to live together this summer. We figure by the end of four months either we'll hate each other or we'll be on much steadier ground. We'll see!

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[06 Feb 2008|05:09pm]

My neopets account was frozen.

I'm going to cry.

New account is ladyplushie, or at least I made it to save space.

Hopefully I can get my account back.

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Rest in Peace [22 Jan 2008|06:11pm]


Heath Ledger
4 April 1979-- 22 January 2008
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Woot [10 Jan 2008|02:12pm]
I'm here.
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